Anonymous asked: Doesn't that automatically make you the sweet adorable one? Okay I want to see how weird and quirky this relationship really is, so what is the quirkest thing part of your relationship
Oh my GOD, the quirkiest thing?
Well sometimes Shelly will ask me questions about what I would do if she did a certain thing to me or if a certain thing happened to her, and sometimes they’re serious, but other times they’re questions like “what would you do if I turned into a zombie?” And you know me, I take my answers as seriously as I can. I ask what the cause of the zombie condition is, how brain-dead she is, whether or not there might be a cure for her condition… I give the best answer I can under the circumstances (usually my answer involves self-sacrifice for her benefit) and then she one-ups me by saving me in some unexpected, out of the box way like luring zombie me into a cage and keeping me alive until a cure is found.
Also she teases me for liking penis-shaped foods like pickles and bananas.